Star Wars: Who Snoke Is Should Have Been Important (And Could Have Been Epic)

Continuing in the spirit of my “Re-imagining Star Wars” series of posts, I put forth here a few ideas I think would have been great concerning Supreme Leader Snoke and the entire premise for the conflict in Episodes VII, VIII, and IX.

(Spoilers Ahead)

Canon Snoke: A Terrible, Half-Assed Character Creation

Snoke was a dividing factor in the New Trilogy right from the beginning, but now that The Last Jedi has happened, he’s truly fallen by the throne-side.

It no longer matters who he was, which means it really doesn’t mean all that much to us that Kylo Ren defeated him, does it? Sure, yes, the way Kylo killed him was clever (at least I personally thought), playing on Snoke’s pride in thinking that he knew every thought of his apprentice. But did it really have the same gravity as did Emperor Palpatine’s death? Shouldn’t it have had? All we were allowed to learn about Snoke was he was just a really powerful, highly influential leader of the bad guys who looked physically gross and that he opposed the not-gross-looking Daisy Rey Ridley and our plucky, underdog “Resistance” heroes. His physical appearance and his manner of speech were almost the primary reasons we knew we were supposed hate him. Oh yes, we see him in his giant hologram in The Force Awakens, and we know that, as the leader of the First Order he has blood on his hands. But that’s all.

That may be acceptable villain-creation for something like Transformers: Beast Wars, where the Predacons are scary-looking dinosaurs  who fight the nice, friendly Maximals featuring, among other furry creatures, a gorilla and a cheetah… But not for Star Wars.

Star Wars has its own internal, consistent history which J.J. Abrams and Rian Johnson should have had to take into account while writing their scripts and creating their new characters — and I am not thinking of the Expanded Universe books. I can show from just the movies, the Accepted Disney Canon, that Snoke is an awful character.

The reason we needed a backstory to Snoke, emphatically contrary to what Johnson said in an interview here, is that Star Wars fans already knew that the Sith were defeated in The Return of the Jedi, and we knew what Yoda said in The Phantom Menace, “only two there are, no more, no less; a Master, and an Apprentice.” It doesn’t matter if you think, “Phantom sucked!” It was part of the lore, “The Rule of Two.” You don’t mess with the lore established in the movies themselves. Disney can get rid of all the novels. Fine. But you undermine your own in-universe history and break your own rules when you go against the movies which you kept in your canon. It breaks the immersion.

We knew that Darth Sidious and Darth Vader were the Last Sith Lords. That was movie canon fact. So, where in the galaxy did Supreme Leader Snoke come from? Given the Rule of Two, Snoke’s story is not peripheral. It is interesting. It is intriguing. It should have been central. How do you not follow that line of story and try to at least give some thought to revealing this mysterious character’s background? The point of a mystery is that it gets revealed, eventually, much to the audience’s delight, right?

Johnson’s answer in that interview is that “fans of the original trilogy also knew next to nothing about the history of Emperor Palpatine.”

Except we did know!

We knew from the Prequels. The Prequels happened. You can’t just pretend you never saw them or that the events that happened in them don’t matter. The Original Trilogy no longer exists en medias res. In fact, it never did. George Lucas wrote Episodes I, II, and III at the same time or even before he wrote IV, V, and VI. We have had Palpatine’s backstory now for almost 20 years, and it was a good backstory: Palpatine was the titular “Phantom Menace,” hiding in the shadows, manipulating the galactic government, biding his time, exuding patience and strategy, playing two galaxy-spanning armies against the middle until the Clone Wars’ only possible outcome was to leave him last man standing, no matter if the Republic or the Separatists won, with him ruling the galaxy and having corrupted the most powerful Jedi ever, Anakin Skywalker, the Jedi of Prophecy, to the Dark Side. It was good!

It doesn’t matter if you hated them. The Prequels happened. They are canon. And your job was to work with the material that they gave you, Mr. Johnson. What a cop out! How lazy can you get in creating a character? J.J. Abrams shares a lot of the blame, but honestly, do you have no imagination? Could you not at least have tried?

The interview goes on: “Telling it [Snoke’s backstory] himself in The Last Jedi would have felt like he [Johnson] was shoehorning information on the audience that would have become a distraction. ‘It would have stopped any of these scenes dead cold if he [Snoke] had stopped and given a 30-second speech about how he’s Darth Plagueis,’ Johnson said. ‘It doesn’t matter to Rey. If he had done that, Rey would have blinked and said, ‘Who?’ And the scene would have gone on. And I’m not saying he’s Darth Plagueis!”

No. The distraction is the lack of information. Given what we thought we knew about the state of the conflict between the Light Side and the Dark Side of the Force, the Jedi vs. the Sith, we needed to know where Snoke fit in, beyond just him being powerful in the Force. We needed to know how he related to Palpatine, Vader, and the history of the Sith and the Dark Side. That is a huge source of historical, in-universe, dramatic conflict and intrigue, sir, and you and Disney blew it.

There were so many chances, too! J.J. Abrams could have hinted at it in any number of moments in The Force Awakens. What about the dialogue between Han and Leia, where they literally talk us through the backstory of their son and how it was Snoke who lured Ben to the Dark Side? If you can’t reveal the backstory more creatively, then fine, have characters tell it. But you can’t just have two of the main characters talk about the New Bad Guy as if they themselves aren’t curious about him! Did Han and Leia not wonder? Did Luke not know anything? Or scrap all that! Why not have Ben Solo himself tell the audience why he follows Snoke? Would he not, when he was first becoming Kylo Ren, have asked Snoke something about who he was, where he was from, how he became so powerful? Or in The Last Jedi, why not have Luke tell Rey about Snoke in one of those many unnecessary island scenes, if Johnson was so concerned about not stopping “any of these scenes dead cold” with Rey and Snoke and Kylo together in Snoke’s throne room?

Suppose Gandalf had never given Frodo the run-down on who Sauron is, and suppose no other hints of Sauron’s history were ever given during the trilogy, movies or books, and the events that take place in them: Doesn’t Sauron’s backstory lend gravitas to his menace? And wouldn’t LotR feel less important without a villain who has historical depth in Middle-Earth?

That’s all I’m after here. I want to be able to like Snoke as a villain character. I want to be able to like the New Trilogy. But as it stands I just can’t, and the lack of explanation for Snoke is one of the primary reasons why.

So, below is how Snoke should have been handled, in my opinion. I do not say “in my humble opinion,” because I’ve “lived” in the Star Wars universe ever since I began to love reading, and I don’t think I can quite achieve humility on this point. The first books I ever remember reading just for the pleasure of reading were the Jedi Apprentice books, featuring a teenage Obi-Wan and his early adventures with Master Qui-Gon. I must have been in sixth grade. And from that time on, up to the point where I entered college, I must have watched the movies multiple times a year and had read at least one Star Wars book series a year, every year, until my literary interests broadened in college. I skipped reading Harry Potter when they first came out and were popular almost for the sole reason that they were not Star Wars. At one point in time I owned over 100 books (I counted many times) from the Star Wars Expanded Universe (an achievement for which I was sort of famous, or infamous, or for which I was laughed at in high school). I treated it as “history.” I wanted to learn the “history” of the Star Wars universe, so I read chronologically from Obi-Wan’s time up through the furthest timeline of events in the universe involving Luke, Han, Leia, and their children, up through what I consider to be the greatest series of all, The New Jedi Order.

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Part of My Personal Jedi Archive (Erased from Memory by Disney)

I’ve grown up with the video games, too. I know and love the “feel” of the Star Wars universe, in my own unique perspective of course, and everything below comes out that.

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The Theme of Star Wars

The theme, or “the point,” the “what-the-story-is-about,” of the Star Wars Saga is vast, reaching to mythic levels of Good vs. Evil. The Primary Drama is Good vs. Evil, the Light vs. the Dark. To go any lower in dramatic import than this most basic of dynamics is to not live up to what Star Wars has already achieved. “Want vs. Need,” “Love vs. Duty,” or any other such worthy literary theme, is not on its own good enough for Star Wars.

But! You cannot write a story about Good vs. Evil as such. The drama of Light vs. Dark must be “incarnated” into Characters. That is true in any good story: The Story Theme must be “incarnated” into Story Characters. So, George Lucas, in his young, earnest, 1970s genius, inspired by Joseph Campbell’s The Hero with a Thousand Faces (which I wrote about here), “incarnates,” or “translates,” or “scales down,” the struggle between the Dark and Light from its mythic, abstract dynamic into the individual personalities and actions of one family of Characters, the Skywalkers, and the lives of other characters that the Skywalkers touch throughout their history. Even their name, Skywalker, is important: “Walkers of the Sky.” They are the “demigods” in the classical sense, standing in relation to the Star Wars universe where Hercules and Aeneas stand in relation to Greco-Roman mythology, or where the Volsungs stand in relation to Odin in Norse mythology. Everyone who strives with or against the Skywalkers strives with or against the “gods.” In terms of the Theme, neither the Republic, nor the Empire, nor the Sith, nor the Rebels, nor the Jedi, are as important as the Skywalkers. Every other element of the Star Wars universe, even the Force itself, serves to help George Lucas show the Theme of Good vs. Evil and solve the Problem of how Good can triumph over Evil through who the Skywalkers are and the actions that they take.

This is how the Theme plays out over the course of the first six movies:

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Much of the above mythic elements of Star Wars are buried deeply in the story structure of Episodes I through VI, but where they come closest to the surface of audience awareness is in the Prophecy of the Chosen One. We learn about this in Episode I through Qui-Gon and the Jedi Council. There is an ancient prophecy that says that one day, the Jedi will find, or be found by, the Chosen One, a “vergence in the Force” who will “bring balance to the Force.” In Episode III, Obi-Wan indicates that the Jedi belief was that the Chosen One was supposed to “destroy the Sith, not join them!” Yoda warns the Prophecy “misread, may have been,” because all it said was that the Chosen One would “bring balance.”

(If you are a Prequel-hater, and if the religious idea of “prophecy” seems to you out of place in Star Wars, let me submit that you are forgetting that Luke “foresaw” through the Force Han and Leia’s future plight on Cloud City in The Empire Strikes Back. Why not have some ancient Force user be able to “foresee” the Skywalkers and write down the vision in the form of a prophecy? And let me also submit that the Jedi were clearly thought of as a “religion,” as Han says in A New Hope, “hokey religions …” and that in Rogue One we literally have a monk who is not a Jedi, but is clearly connected with the Jedi in a religious sense.)

So, in Episode I, succinctly: Anakin Skywalker, the Chosen One, begins his Hero’s Journey, and the question of whether or not the Light Side or the Dark will win is still in the air.

Episode II: Attack of the Clones

The Chosen One, Anakin Skywalker, begins to fall to the Dark Side, and it begins to look like the Dark will win the battle against the Light, Evil against the Good.

Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith

Anakin becomes Darth Vader, abandoning the Light. It seems the Dark, Evil, has won, except for the glimmer of a New Hope in the bloodline of the Skywalkers continuing in the Children of the Chosen One (who therefore are part of the prophecy themselves), Luke and Leia.

Episode IV: A New Hope

Luke Skywalker, Son of the Chosen One, begins to learn how to use the Light Side of the Force.

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Luke learns the truth about his father. The drama of Light vs. Dark, Good vs. Evil, becomes “incarnated” fully into Luke vs. Anakin.

Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi

Luke confronts his father for the final time, and it is the love of a son for his father that gives the Light Side the edge and then, ultimately, the reawakened love of Anakin, the father, for his son, which finally defeats the Dark.

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Where can someone like Snoke fit into all of the above? What area of the Theme has yet to be explored? The answer is: Very little. Which is why I was always skeptical of any possible Episodes VII, VIII, or IX. Oh yes, I would have loved to have seen some of the great Expanded Universe books on the silver screen, but the Theme was complete. We saw how the Light triumphed over the Dark. Any other story worth telling in the Star Wars universe was never going to be able to show anything substantially different than the Resolution of The Return of the Jedi. I think this is why George Lucas never did the sequel trilogy himself. He knew he had accomplished in I through VI everything he needed to accomplish to show the Theme of Good triumphing over Evil inside the fictional universe he created.

Finis.

The New Trilogy and Snoke, Re-Imagined

The only loose end from Episodes I through VI that I can see is this: Who made the Prophecy in the first place? This is where Snoke should have come in. Let’s tie the End to the Beginning.

But first: Do you remember the movie trailers for VII and VIII? They were good! I honestly enjoy them much more than the actual movies. I still get chills watching them. The music is the best!

These trailers, especially from The Force Awakens, gave me all of these visions and impressions and hopes running in my head before I saw the actual movie. I wrote about some of them in this post from Christmas 2015: “Star Wars, Episode VII: The Return of Myth?” The actual movies did not live up to the emotion that I got from the trailers. Not even close. The trailers are like refined poetry; the movies themselves are clunky, long-winded prose by comparison.

So, here is my proposed re-imagined premise for the New Trilogy and Snoke’s backstory, tied in with the already established lore from the canonical movies, with as little or none of the original and far superior Expanded Universe as my imagination can manage. I’ll do my best to work with what Disney has given us.

The State of the Galaxy After The Return of the Jedi

  • After the Second Death Star’s destruction and Palpatine’s death, the Rebels gain even more support from Imperial defectors and other planets around the galaxy, and the shipyard industry of Mon Calamari (Admiral Akbar’s homeworld) in particular gains new resources to make bigger and better battleships. In the EU their answer to Star Destroyers were the Mon Calamari Star Defenders (they were awesome).
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  • Within about 2 years the Rebels reform the Senate and retake Coruscant, creating the New Republic. Either Rebel Leaders Mon Mothma, a former senator from the Old Republic, or Leia Organa, (adopted) daughter of former senator Bail Organa, are the obvious candidates to become the New Supreme Chancellor – or maybe the New Republic will eschew the old, aristocratic-sounding titles in favor of “President” or “Prime Minister.” By the time of The Force Awakens, within that 30-year time period, there may have been 3 or 4 New Republic Prime Ministers.
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  • The Galactic Civil War is declared officially over. However, guerrilla forces of die-hard Imperials still exist in the Outer Rim, perhaps even with Super Star Destroyers controlled by the Imperial Moffs (like Grand Moff Tarkin). The New Republic would have poured resources into building their own Super Star Destroyer-class ships to combat them. I’m thinking of the United States vs. the U.S.S.R. in the Cold War. It would be a galactic arms race, but one the Imperials knew they would lose since their resources and power had so greatly been diminished, especially after the Battle of Jakku. So, by the time the chronology of events reaches the first days of the new war with the First Order, the New Republic would have many, many warships and new and better starfighters, and they would probably have re-purposed Imperial Star Destroyers, even a Super Star Destroyer or two, in their fleet. You don’t get rid of enemy ships you capture, you re-purpose them, make them your own.
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  • Luke Skywalker would have taken Master Yoda’s “great commission” to heart, to pass on what he has learned, and begun training a New Jedi Order coinciding with the creation of the New Republic. (One of the things Abrams and Johnson got right.)
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  • It would probably have taken Luke several years to test Force-sensitive candidates and gotten together a large class of students. I don’t think he would have waited the 15 or so years for his nephew Ben to have come of training age to begin. There should have been Luke’s “First Class,” already trained and active in the Galaxy, and Leia should have been one of them, at least nominally – half-Jedi, half-politician in the New Republic. Ben Solo would have been part of the Second Class.
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  • And the New Jedi Temple should have been on Yavin IV. The New Republic would have given Luke an entire planet for his own in order to rebuild the Jedi, surely? And it would have been great fan service – why not bring back Yavin IV?

All told, just before the First Order appears on the scene, this is the state of the Galaxy: A strong, thriving New Republic controls the majority of the Galaxy, and Luke’s New Jedi Order is slowly but surely putting the Jedi back to work keeping the peace and administering justice. The most powerful, most exciting, most celebrated of the New Jedi is the up-and-coming Ben Solo, son of the Rebellion Hero Han Solo and the New Republic celebrity politician Leia Organa Solo, and nephew to the legend himself, Luke Skywalker.

The Premise of the New Trilogy and How Snoke Fits into the Skywalker Saga

So, what happened? What did we miss? What did our heroes miss? They thought they had won. The Empire was defeated. Luke knew that Palpatine and Vader were the last of the Sith. Things were going so well! Where did the First Order suddenly come from, and who in the galaxy is Supreme Leader Snoke?

Let us say that Ben Solo has had visions, or dreams, all his life. A voice in his head sometimes, subtle, not often remembered. A sense of someone reaching out to him through the Force from a vast distance. Perhaps Luke misinterprets this, thinking it is the Force itself reaching out to Ben. Let us say that Yoda and Obi-Wan, Force ghosts, told Luke about the Prophecy of the Chosen One, and so Luke has this in mind, thinking that Ben is now the vessel for that Prophecy’s fulfillment, the shining pupil who will be the true return of the Jedi.

Ben, however, is convinced that the voice is the voice of his Grandfather, Anakin, whose Force ghost has not been seen either by himself or by Luke since Endor, and they don’t know why.

Let’s keep the motif of Han Solo being an absent father. Not necessarily a bad father, but an absent father due to his duties in the New Republic. Let’s not make Han go back to being a smuggler. That was stupid. That was just pure nostalgia driving narrative choices. It’s like Finn says in TFA, “The Rebellion General?” then Rey gasps and says “No the smuggler!” That was dumb. Han has just as much right to be remembered — no, MORE right to be remembered for what he did in the Rebellion. His smuggling days were under the radar, hidden, secretive. Not widely known, surely?

So, Han is an absent father, and Ben Solo, in typical angsty teenage fashion, latches on to the voice in his head and the idea of his powerful, famous Grandfather. “Show me again, Grandfather, the power of the Dark Side.” The voice in his head slowly would turn Ben’s thoughts to the Dark Side, slowly convince him that his legacy as a member of the Skywalker bloodline is to rule the Galaxy as the most powerful Force user, not “Jedi,” and that Luke is holding him back.

(Yes, this is Anakin’s complaint against Obi-Wan in Episode II, “he’s holding me back!,” but if J.J. Abrams can get away with repainting A New Hope and Rian Johnson can get away with repainting a hodgepodge of Empire and Return of the Jedi, then I’m going to allow myself to get away with repainting this particular bit of character motivation stolen from Anakin and Obi-Wan and transferred to Ben and Luke.)

Luke would be trying everything he can to stop Ben from falling to the Dark Side, offering warning after warning, “stifling” teenage Ben Solo, and fueling the fire of the voice in Ben’s head, luring him to the Dark Side. This is how Luke should have had a hand in Ben Solo’s downfall. Not the bullshit Rian Johnson came up with in VIII. Apart from anything else, Luke’s solution in VIII is way too predictable and easy. It wasn’t worthy of Luke’s character. Luke, the Hero, should have tried everything right. In this re-imagining, he did get everything right, and still failed.

It doesn’t take long until Ben goes AWOL from Yavin IV and the New Jedi Temple, following the voice he thinks is his Grandfather’s, and instead finds himself confronted by Snoke and the First Order. By this time, the Dark Side and Snoke’s whispers have so gotten hold of his mind that Ben’s embrace of the Dark Side is swift and (maybe) total.

Luke follows Ben, however, and for the first time learns about Snoke’s existence and must confront him. An epic Force battle ensues, but Ben turns on Luke in the fight, and Luke fails. His only option is to close off his own Force presence (like he does in TLJ, as Rey says she can sense nothing from him) so that Snoke cannot track him. Luke escapes, leaving Ben in Snoke’s hands.

Luke cannot help, however, feeling echoes in the Force, as Obi-Wan felt the deaths of everyone on Alderaan, when his other Jedi pupils are systematically slaughtered by Snoke and Ben. Despair takes hold of him, and he does indeed begin to wonder if the Jedi shouldn’t just disappear, since they always seem to create students who inevitably fall to the Dark Side through the failure of their teachers. That’s not a bad story. However, Luke Skywalker is Luke Skywalker, and even though he blames himself and cannot face Han and Leia for the loss of their son, he does not fully retreat from the Galaxy, because he learned something about Snoke in that confrontation which prompted his search for the First Jedi Temple.

So, just who is Snoke? Snoke should have been an ancient Jedi, in fact the Jedi Master who saw and recorded the Prophecy of the Chosen One in the first place. He should have been alive when one of the history books among the ancient Jedi texts in Luke’s tree-temple on his island was written, and from that Jedi history text Luke should have learned the first part of Snoke’s backstory: How in the Last Great War between the Jedi and the Sith, after he saw his Prophecy, Snoke fell to the Dark Side, but before the War’s end he disappeared from all records. The Jedi text would conclude this section of history by announcing that this was the beginning of the Great Peace, the time of the “over a thousand generations” when the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic, as Obi-Wan says they were in Episode IV, the “over a  millennia” of time during which the Sith have not been seen, as Jedi Master Ki Adi Mundi says in Episode I.

Throughout the history of the Galactic Republic, Snoke had been trapped in the Unknown Regions, the uncharted, unexplored quadrant of the galaxy on the edge of which Starkiller Base is located. Snoke had fallen to the Dark Side, joined the Sith, and gone on an expedition into the Unknown Regions when the Sith realized they were about to lose the war against the Jedi. Snoke is either so powerful in the Force that he can prolong his life indefinitely, or else he is of an alien race like Maz Kanata or Yoda, who seem able to live for about 1,000 years or more.

Once inside the Unknown Regions, the only safe space lanes behind Snoke become blocked by black holes or supernovae (there are hyperspace charts for a reason in the Star Wars universe — Han says as much to Luke in IV, “bounce too close to a supernova and that will end your trip real quick”). For 1,000 years or more, Snoke is trapped inside the Unknown Regions. Making the most of his time, he and the Sith soldiers who went with him create the First Order. They rule many planets in the Region throughout this millennium. All the while, Snoke hones his powers in the Dark Side. He becomes so powerful that he can see across vast distances of space, and he is aware, when the time comes, of Palpatine’s rise to power. However, Palpatine’s Empire lasts only about 25 years. Paltry! Snoke has ruled the First Order for a millennia. Snoke is enraged by how feebly the Sith have been led by Palpatine, and vows to return to Charted Space to restore the glory of the ancient Sith.

Then, after Palpatine and Vader die, the remnant of the Empire retreats into its last strongholds, hidden on the edges of the Unknown Regions. In an attempt to regain power, some clever Imperial scientist invents the technology that allows them to drain whole stars for energy. Their first test is to siphon off the last remnant energy of a supernova, thought to be a safe bet because the star has already gone nova and has been slowly burning out for 1,000 years. When they clear it, the ancient space lane opens up again.

In no time at all, Snoke and his First Order fleet appear out of hyperspace. “The true Sith have returned!” This would have been a real chance to have gone somewhat in a “new direction” (as every Last Jedi apologist insists that movie is). A chance to have invented brand new starship designs and capabilities, not merely Star Destroyers with slightly different geometry. The remnants of Palpatine’s Empire quickly join with the First Order (the appearance of which would have seemed like providence to the Imperial true-believers), and they perfect the Starkiller technology with genius scientists from the Unknown Regions.

However, technological supremacy is not enough for Snoke. No, he has been mulling over his own Prophecy of the Chosen One for 1,000 years. It drove him almost insane to have to watch as Anakin’s life came and went, and Snoke himself was not there to see to it that the most powerful, Force-sensitive being to ever live was the ushering in of a “balance” to the Force that put the Dark Side in power and the Sith in charge. Thankfully, the Bloodline of the Chosen One survived. Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa Skywalker Solo may prove incorruptible, but the Child of Leia, the Grandson of Anakin Skywalker, with all his raw and as yet unfocused, practically untrained ability, would do just as well. Maybe even better, “something truly special” as his bit of dialogue states in one of the above movie trailers.

Now for another awesome new direction: The stage is set for some truly epic space battles. Think: Hundreds of capital ships in dozens of fleets around the entire galaxy, whose flagships would have been the Super Star Destroyers and MC Star Defenders of the New Republic Fleet, clashing with the awesome firepower and alien technology of the First Order from the Unknown Regions. The size of the War between the First Order and the New Republic would have dwarfed the Clone Wars, and then, Episode VII could have culminated with the First Order’s completion of the Starkiller Base and the destruction of Coruscant itself (not the “Hosnian System,” or whatever meaningless planetary system is actually destroyed in TFA). Throughout the New Trilogy then, this War would have been one strain of the plot, and the New Republic would fail over and over again, unable to get even close to the Starkiller until the very end, in Episode IX. Why not have a superweapon survive for longer than one movie? That would have been a “new direction.”

Rey and the Destiny of the Light

The other, more personal, character-driven strain of the plot of the New Trilogy, then, would have followed Rey and her search for Luke and her burgeoning connection to and power in the Force. Which brings up the question of who, exactly, Rey is and where she fits into the Saga of the Skywalkers.

Let’s keep the canon movie story that she is truly no one. Her parentage and bloodline have nothing to do with the Skywalkers, Kenobis, or Palpatines, or any Jedi or Sith. She is truly a new Force anomaly, the same way Anakin was. A “new direction.” That is the point of Rey. She is the “awakening” of The Force Awakens, obviously, and that awakening is the signal that the Skywalker prominence in the Force is coming to an end.

Now, here is another enormous point of idiocy on Rian Johnson’s part — what in the world was the point of showing us the ancient Jedi texts, and what in the galaxy was the reason for Luke to search out the First Jedi Temple, if Luke’s only aim was to hideWouldn’t any remote, unnoticed, unremarkable planet have done? Why did it have to be the First Jedi Temple? If Luke was disillusioned with the Jedi, why would it be the First Jedi Temple? There should have been a point to the setting. Character and Setting — two of the main components of a story.

So, in this re-imagining, we have to redeem the setting of planet Ahch-To and the significance of the First Jedi Temple, too.

Let us say that when Luke finds the Temple on planet Ahch-To, he experiences a vision of his own — a new Force prophecy to combat Snoke’s ancient prophecy. Luke is shown that he will be found by someone very strong in the Force, maybe stronger than he is himself, that he “will not be the last Jedi,” and that he must wait in the Temple until he is found. That doesn’t mean he can’t give some help, however, so he creates a star chart map that will lead to Ahch-To.

But! He cannot risk the chart falling into the hands of the First Order and Snoke, so he takes two ancient Jedi holocrons from the Temple which can only be accessed by the Light Side of the Force. One holocron he leaves with whoever it was who initiated the events that led to the holocron-data drive being in the possession of Lor San Tek (the old man who gives the map to Poe in VII). The other holocron is what he sends out with R2-D2 in his X-Wing, truly stranding himself on the island. R2 will erase his own memory once he gets back to New Republic space and into the company of Leia and C-3P0 once again, letting them know the plan, giving them hope even while they, too, must wait and watch as the First Order and the New Republic cause death on a massive scale the size of which the Galaxy has never known. Leia can open R2’s holocron. Then, seeing the incomplete map, she forms the “Resistance” as a separate, special forces branch of the New Republic military for the purpose of seeking out the other half of the map to Luke. Only she wouldn’t call it the Resistance, because that never made sense, unless it is a misdirection or code name to keep the First Order from finding out the true purpose of the Resistance.

Now, if the Force is “an energy field that surrounds us, penetrates us, binds the galaxy together,” as Obi-Wan says, and if the Force is literally in every living thing, and even in rocks and X-Wings, as Yoda tells Luke on Dagobah, how will the Force react when Snoke, the Dark Side, and Starkiller begin extinguishing life and causing destruction and pain on an unprecedented scale across the cosmos?

Let us say, the Force will “awake.” And Rey, a nobody from nowhere, is chosen by the Force itself to help the Skywalker Prophecy’s fulfillment and finally bring the balance to the Force that the Prophecy promised, and she will become the new focus for the Light Side of Force’s action in the universe. Events conspire to bring Rey into contact with Leia and her “Resistance” in the midst of the greater War between the New Republic and the First Order, and Leia, having had at least some training in the Force, recognizes Rey’s potential and gives her all the aid she can to help find and open the holocron at last.

Snoke and Kylo Ren, however, are aware of Rey through the Force, “there has been an awakening. Have you felt it?” And so, through their Force knowledge and intelligence gathering done by the First Order, Snoke and Ben learn about the existence of the map, and then the race is on to find it first — Rey vs. Ben. Like in The Force Awakens, Rey is the victor, getting the holocron, using her (not yet fully developed for Pete’s sake!) Force sensitivity to open the holocron and reveal the star chart to Ahch-To. Then, when she finally arrives on the island and meets Luke for the first time, its significance is that much greater, to both Luke and to us, the audience.

From that point on, Rey should have been in training with Luke. She should have learned about the deep history of the Jedi, about Snoke’s origins, and about the Prophecy, and about Luke’s conviction that the Jedi, as the institution that they were, needed to end, but afterwards be reformed. They need to start again, and do what they can to learn from the Jedi’s failures to prevent future falls to the Dark Side, and Rey is the blank slate of that new beginning.

I think that new beginning with Rey is something like what Rian Johnson was going for, but with his blast shield down he couldn’t see, and the Disney training droid of time constraints and profit-margins got the best of him.

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Conclusion

So, in this re-imagined premise for the New Trilogy, Episode VII ends with the First Order’s Starkiller Base destroying Coruscant and sending the New Republic reeling, but not yet defeated, on the one hand; on the other hand, we have seen how Rey awakens to her Force powers, links up with Leia, and finds and uses the holocron star chart to find Luke and the First Jedi Temple.

Rey would have in this Episode VII not yet confronted Kylo Ren. At least not successfully. If she had, she certainly would not have been able to best him in lightsaber combat or a battle with the Force. Instead, let us say that Han Solo gets in the way before Kylo can capture or confront Rey, and as he does Ben hesitates, as he really does seem to do in TFA, but Snoke’s influence is still too strong in his mind, and that is why and how Han dies, a sacrifice to save Rey, which could have easily coincided with his fatherly attempt to reconnect with his son and bring Ben home again to the Light Side.

Given this set-up, how would Episode VIII have gone? That’s a question for another blog post. This one is already just about 6,500 words long. But it all came out of just one idea — that Supreme Leader Snoke’s identity should have meant something. Great villains create great stories and great heroes.

Maybe we will get some kind of Snoke backstory yet. But if he really truly is dead, it still won’t matter. And if he isn’t dead, then we have descended out of epic myth into soap opera territory. As Snoke’s character actually is, just the generic, gross-looking, powerful bad guy who appears out of nowhere with no anchor in the historical lore of the universe, he brings down the characters of Rey and Ben Solo with him. They all could have been so much more.

Re-Imagining “Star Wars: Episode I”

Given my Premises for this Fan-Reboot-Fiction, what must happen in Episode I in order to set us up for II, III, and finally end up at IV in a way that makes sense of all the hints the Original Trilogy gives us?

Here are my ideas:

  1. Anakin’s incredible pilot skills must be shown right away. Let us say that after failing to become a Jedi, this young boy turned instead to machinery and came to love starships, anything with a motor.
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  2. Anakin’s backstory, his “ghost” in his past that haunts him and subconsciously drives his actions, must be hinted at just enough to create intrigue: Why did this powerful, Force-sensitive boy fail the Trials? How, Obi-Wan wonders, “amazed at how strongly the Force was with him,” could the Jedi have failed him from the Trials?
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  3. Obi-Wan’s modus operandi of using the Force for deception and misdirection must be displayed, but also his skill with a lightsaber, because that’s too cool to ignore.
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  4. By the end of Episode I, Anakin must have transformed from feeling unworthy of being a Jedi, since he failed the Trials, to accepting his destiny as Obi-Wan’s apprentice.
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  5. By the end, Obi-Wan and Anakin must be just beginning to not only relate to each other as mentor and student, but also they must be just starting to be friends, as Obi-Wan says in IV: Anakin was his “good friend.” Then, when Episode II begins, years later, their absolute trust and friendship will be central to that story, a friendship solidified under constant threat of the Clone Wars and galactic turmoil.

Also, I had forgotten what Obi-Wan says about his younger self in this clip:

  • Yoda says, “Much anger in him (Luke), like his father.” And Obi-Wan responds, Was I any different when you taught me?”
  • And Yoda also says, “Adventure! Heh! Excitement! Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!” Obi-Wan responds: So was I, if you remember!”
    • Takeaway: Obi-Wan, though already a Jedi Knight in Episode I of my re-imagined prequel, must have some lingering anger and recklessness he needs to overcome before he can truly be considered a Jedi Master.
    • Takeaway: Some of Obi-Wan’s lingering anger and recklessness might influence Anakin towards the Dark Side, contributing to Obi-Wan’s sense of guilt for not being able to teach Anakin as well as Yoda.

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Additionally (but this isn’t so important to the plot) I think we should see a lightsaber built onscreen — Anakin building his own lightsaber — since we haven’t seen that yet in any Star Wars movie. How cool would that be? The fact that the audience got to, from a certain point of view, build it along with Anakin would give his lightsaber greater significance, too, especially when the audience sees it again in IV, then also in VII when Rey finds it.

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We’ll use this diagram, of course, in keeping with how George Lucas structured his Original Trilogy.

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The trick is that, at the end of Episode I, Anakin’s Special World of being initiated into the Force becomes his New Ordinary World. From that new starting point, in Episode II he will have to confront a New Special World, and so on.

This is how life works, after all: Your Ordinary World in high school is High School, your Special World, into which you must make a journey in order to progress as an individual, would then be College, or the Military, or Entering the Work Force, etc…. But then, once you’ve mastered those Special Worlds, they become your new Ordinary World, and some new Special World of challenge arises: Post-College Adulthood, or Marriage, for example.

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STAR WARS

Episode I (Re-Imagined)
(What should its subtitle be?)

It is an era of war in the galaxy.
The Clone Wars threaten the life
of the entire REPUBLIC. The JEDI,
guardians of peace, 
are stretched
too thin across the stars.

Desperate and out of options,
the JEDI COUNCIL has ordered
Force-sensitive candidates 
who
failed the Trials to be found
again to help resolve the conflict.

To that end, young Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan 
Kenobi has followed
a rumor telling of a mysterious
young boy living on the Outer
Rim planet of Tatooine…

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ACT ONE

Obi-Wan arrives on Tatooine in a modest cargo ship disguised as a trader. (Jedi robes are a hated sight by the slavers of the galaxy.) Landing in Mos Espa’s spaceport at night, he briefly muses to his R4 droid about how long his task should take. He begins using the Force to search for the boy and, lightsaber concealed, heads into the city.

Cut to daytime. Anakin and Owen are in Mos Espa buying supplies for their mother’s moisture farm when Anakin feels a prompt from the Force. Looking for its source, he and Owen spot a beautiful girl, fearful but with set jaw and determined eyes, being hustled along with other captives into the courtyard of a palace — Jabba the Hutt’s Mos Espa headquarters. Sneaking into the courtyard, they hear these new slaves will be prizes in the next day’s swoop bike race. The last time Anakin used the Force it got the two of them in serious trouble (a hint at Anakin’s past Force-use events which started the rumor that Obi-Wan heard), but in spite of Owen’s misgivings, Anakin is convinced he has to follow the Force. He convinces the race master to let him enter, a human boy surely with inferior reflexes compared to his alien opponents. Using most of the moisture farm’s funds, he buys a junked bike and spare parts and modifies it during the rest of the day and night so it can compete with the custom-made, high-end bikes of the other racers. Next morning, the Force is with Anakin and he overcomes every cheating trick of the “wretched hive of scum and villainy” that are his opponents, winning the race.

(On second thought, maybe this can still be pod-racers, because they are pretty cool. But I remember the N64 game “Shadows of the Empire,” which featured a sequence where Dash Rendar had to race through the canyons of Tatooine on a swoop bike fighting off other swoops to get to Luke’s little hovel, and I always thought that would be cool in a movie. It’s negotiable, let’s say.)

When the race master doles out the prizes for the top racers, he is compelled to give the girl and several other slaves to Anakin, causing an uproar. A mere moisture farmboy, owning slaves!? The second and third place racers (Sebulba and some other alien) accuse him of cheating. Things look ugly. A calm voice rises up over the crowd: Obi-Wan steps in, saying, “the boy won fairly, I’ll take my own winnings and go,” and most of the racers repeat this and do so. However, Jedi mind tricks do not work on Jabba (as per Return of the Jedi). The Hutt calls him out and the slavers in the crowd draw blasters and vibro-staffs. Anakin, Owen, the girl, and the rest of the slaves take shelter where they can, but when Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber Anakin cannot help but watch. In the ensuing fight Obi-Wan’s lightsaber skills are on full display, but at one crucial point Anakin saves Obi-Wan using the Force to pull blasters from slavers’ hands (Vader takes Han’s blaster on Cloud City). Obi-Wan then uses the Force to conceal them in a dust cloud while he, Anakin, Owen, the girl, and the other slaves escape using Anakin’s swoop bike and a stolen landspeeder. The girl, riding with Anakin on his swoop, thanks him and says her name is Padme.

Cut to arrival at Shmi’s moisture farm. Shmi is furious Anakin and Owen stayed in town overnight and didn’t get much-needed supplies, but when she hears Anakin saved slaves she relents. Obi-Wan steps in, praising Anakin for his bravery. He explains he is a Jedi and asks Shmi and the others if they have any idea what kind of turmoil the galaxy is in due to the Clone Wars. Backstory: Dozens of quickly produced clone armies in multiple wars across the stars. He says that the Jedi need help, and that when he was last on the planet Alderaan he heard a rumor of a mysterious boy with odd powers living on a desert world in the Outer Rim. Anakin’s reply is cut short by Padme’s outburst: “Alderaan!?”

Padme reveals she is from Alderaan’s sister world, Naboo. She says she was a handmaiden to the queen, whose parents, the former king and queen, were killed only days ago (revealing her true identity will wait). She and the other handmaidens were sold to slavers and the “queen” has become the puppet of her enemies. She warns Obi-Wan that Naboo’s usurper will use Queen Amidala’s name to join with Alderaan’s enemies. Obi-Wan promises to get help from Commander Bail Organa of Alderaan’s military, his friend, and get Padme back to Naboo so she can clear Queen Amidala’s name and restore her throne.

Obi-Wan asks Anakin to come with him and train to become a Jedi, but Anakin refuses. He reveals he was selected by the Jedi as an infant, taken from Tatooine to grow up on Coruscant in the Jedi Temple. He went through the initial training, but when he failed the Trials (around age 12), the Jedi sent him back to live with his mother and help the impoverished moisture farmers. Anakin fears he would fail again. Obi-Wan doesn’t believe Anakin could have failed the Trials, telling Anakin that his instincts are good and the Force is clearly with him, and that he himself could pick up Anakin’s training where it left off. The galaxy needs more Jedi. When Owen points out the Hutts will be watching the Jedi’s ship, Anakin agrees to help Obi-Wan and Padme get back to Mos Espa’s spaceport, the least he could do, considering his actions got them into this mess. Obi-Wan promises to come back and return the other freed slaves to their homes after all this is over, then he, Anakin, Owen, and Padme take the landspeeder back into town at night.

Shmi can make up her losses by selling the swoop bike.

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ACT TWO

Nearing Mos Espa, Obi-Wan tries to reach R4 on commlink with no success. They raid a junkyard for spare crates as faux cargo, then take the landspeeder to the spaceport hangar. Jabba’s thugs guard the way, but Obi-Wan, still disguised as a trader, convinces them to let him pass and get on with business, using the Force to keep their minds off himself and the three teens whom the guards had seen before in the courtyard struggle.

Once inside, Anakin feels another prompt from the Force. It becomes more urgent as they near the ship and Obi-Wan continues having no success reaching R4. Obi-Wan drops the cargo ramp, Anakin cries out warning, the four find themselves flung on their backs from a Force push. Inside the ship’s cargo bay a lightsaber hisses to life, filling the hangar with dark red light.

Obi-Wan ignites his own saber and calls, “Who are you?” The dark figure (Darth Maul) attacks. Their battle begins destroying the hangar, alerting Jabba’s thugs, compelling Anakin, Padme (who has had self-defense training since she was a royal child), and Owen (who has hunted wamprats and is good with a blaster) to fight, too. When opportunity arises, Anakin grabs Owen and Padme and rushes them into Obi-Wan’s ship, where they find poor R4’s dome melted by lightsaber. Anakin fires up the engines and hovers to the top of the hangar’s walls, where Obi-Wan and Maul are still in combat. Obi-Wan sees his chance. He summons the Force, blasts Maul away, and leaps into the cargo ramp. Anakin guns out of Mos Espa.

Padme mentions she had seen the Zabrak (Maul’s race) during the coup. Obi-Wan is visibly shaken. Anakin, remembering some of the Jedi lore he learned as a child, mentions the word “Sith.”

Obi-Wan would have mused further, but when he realizes Anakin is flying back toward Shmi’s farm he lashes out — there is certainly a tracer on the ship, what is he thinking!? The Jedi quickly apologizes, saying he is angry at himself for not being more aware, should have been able to sense the Sith’s presence. Owen takes the controls and flies to the Jundland Wastes as Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Padme search the interior for the tracer. Anakin finds the ship’s hyperdrive sabotaged. Sensors pick up a blip. No time to land and make repairs or search the hull. Anakin thinks he can fix the hyperdrive, just needs a little time. Owen flies low into canyons, but Maul’s Interceptor streaks in and fires. The shields and armor barely hold. Anakin finally gives the go-ahead. Obi-Wan takes the stick and blasts into space, Maul in pursuit, Anakin making finishing touches to his hasty repair job. Obi-Wan sets course for Alderaan, saying he must alert the Jedi Embassy there about the appearance of the Sith. The hyperdrive kicks in under protest and they jump to lightspeed at last.

Hyperspace transit, a brief time for character building and exposition: Owen is upset about leaving Shmi, but quickly realizes there was no choice. Anakin continues to inspect the hyperdrive, finding it damaged to the point where the journey will be much slower, so the crew settles in. Obi-Wan needs rest. Owen does, too. Anakin tries to fix R4. Time for Padme and Anakin to talk: Padme speaks about growing up on Naboo and visiting Alderaan with “the queen” and seeing the Jedi Enclave there. She asks about Anakin’s time growing up on Coruscant. Anakin talks about what that initial training was like, feeling the power of the Force. He gets shy about failing the Trials. Padme asks how he ended up on Tatooine. Anakin wins points with her mentioning how he has tried to use the Force and his training to help the moisture farmers there, as a Jedi should. Obi-Wan wakes up and wants to start training Anakin (very much like training Luke on the Millennium Falcon in IV, yes), but Anakin is hesitant, even though he can already levitate objects and he naturally taps into the Force to enhance his reflexes. Obi-Wan directly asks what reason the Council gave for failing Anakin from the Trials, mystified they would send him away, especially in wartime. Anakin says it is because he failed, truly believing he wasn’t good enough. Obi-Wan asks about Shmi, if there is something special about her. Owen and Anakin reveal they are only step-brothers. Who was Anakin’s father? No one knows, Shmi has never said.

Suddenly, the ship is yanked out of hyperspace. Too soon, they have not quite reached Alderaan. The same pirates and slavers who sold Padme to the Hutts have used a mass shadow interdictor device to pull them out of lightspeed. They are dead in space surrounded by looming gunships and fighters. Obi-Wan muses the Sith must have sent a message ahead. Padme, using the ship’s communicator, secretly puts out a distress signal as Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Owen prepare for boarders. But before the pirates can board, the Loyalists of the Naboo military, led by Captain Panaka, flash out of hyperspace together with an Alderaanian dreadnought helmed by Commander Organa (there is a now “Star Wars Legends” book series that centers on the “lost fleet” of Alderaan, which boasted dreadnought battleships before Alderaan disarmed, as Leia says in IV: “Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons…”). The pirates flee, are captured, or killed. Obi-Wan’s ship comes out of the battle too damaged for lightspeed so Bail takes them into the dreadnought hangar and they fly to Alderaan.

Sequence of flyover scenes showcasing the beauty of Alderaan and the Jedi Enclave there. (I’m imagining Naboo and Alderaan to be two worlds around the same star, like Venus and Earth. But, as Naboo has no molten core, it would have to be closer to its sun in order to stay warm enough for life. Alderaan, on the other hand, seems snowy and temperate in those brief scenes of its landscape we get at the end of Episode III, when Bail and his wife are seen with baby Leia, so I would imagine Alderaan would be slightly further away from its sun than Earth is from our sun, though not as far out as Mars. Unless, of course, it was just winter in those scenes….)

Before departing the dreadnought, Obi-Wan asks how Bail knew to come to their location. Bail says he was following Panaka’s signal. How did Panaka know? Upon landing, they are immediately called to the Citadel of Defense to report. Captain Panaka and “Warlord” Jarr of the Gungans begin the debrief.

(Yes, I’m keeping Jar Jar, but his character is vastly reworked. As I see it, Jar Jar’s character is the Overlooked Outcast considered a Fool by his own people. I think that is a good character archetype to have, but Jar Jar Binks was too much the Fool, beyond the point of suspension of disbelief. Warlord Jarr (I’m dropping the singsong “Jar Jar” and the Telly-Tubby-sounding “Binks”) can fill some of that role, but in a more appropriate-to-wartime way. Let us say he recognized early on in the Clone Wars, and even more so during the coup, that the Gungans and the Naboo would need to unite to save the planet to which they both belong. For his opinions, and for some bad inventions and battle tactics in the past,  Boss Nass cast Jarr out of Gunga City, so Jarr made his way to Theed and offered his services to Panaka just as the coup was turning violent. He calls himself “Warlord” because it is his aspiration to be one (which could be his humorously repetitive insistence, “someday, I will be”), not because he is one, and of course given his gangling appearance it is hard to think of him as a warrior. He could almost be the Gungans’ Don Quixote. However, he does truly have fighting skills nonetheless, as he must have experience hunting dangerous creatures in the underwater Naboo wilderness.)

(Back to the plot:) Panaka and Jarr reveal what they know about the coup (filling in the narrative gap for how the Naboo Loyalists joined with their Alderaan allies), and Padme, as handmaid to the queen, is called upon to tell what happened with her during the coup and afterwards, in which she tells the story of Obi-Wan’s and Anakin’s bravery on Tatooine. Naboo’s Galactic Senator Palpatine is there, and he takes “great interest” in Anakin, the boy who was not a Jedi and yet could use the Force … Padme brings the story to the pirate ambush, then Captain Panaka reveals that he received the royal distress signal. Padme tries to say that all handmaids to the queen are taught this secret signal, but Panaka, as captain of the royal guard, knows better, revealing only the queen could know it. Owen asks Anakin if he knew he had saved a queen. The (what, prime minister? King? Alderaan has to have some kind of royalty, too, a royal family of which Bail is a part, for Leia’s cover as “Princess of Alderaan” to work in the future): The King of Alderaan and Commander Organa pledge Alderaan’s support to Senator Palpatine, Queen Amidala, and the Naboo Loyalists and immediately get to work with them on war plans to break the usurper’s blockade.

Palpatine personally thanks Anakin for his part in rescuing “his people’s queen,” offering him his friendship. Then, in the battle planning, disgusted with the Republic for being unable — or unwilling — to send help to Naboo (“There are ‘more important’ conflicts in the Clone Wars that have Chancellor Valorum’s attention”) he informs the others that it will be up to the Loyalists and Alderaan alone to liberate Naboo. Captain Panaka reveals what they are up against: the usurpers have taken a new tactic in the Clone Wars, not only using clone soldiers but also mass-produced battledroids, which means they must be a part of or allied with the Trade Federation. (Let us say that in the past the Republic strictly regulated the factory mass-production of droids – this is why you see handcrafted droids on Naboo like R2-D2 maybe – but after the outbreak of new cloning technology and the proliferation of that technology which led to the Clone Wars, the Republic was no longer able to monitor the production of battledroids sufficiently.)

Palpatine then lays out what is at stake in this battle — the Clone Wars, if complicated further by quick- and mass-produced droid armies, could become something from which the Republic will never recover.

While battle plans are still being made, Obi-Wan takes Anakin and Owen to the Jedi Enclave. Its structure reminds Anakin of the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, calling up good memories he hasn’t often reflected on since failing the Trials. In the Enclave, Obi-Wan reconnects with his old friend and unofficial mentor, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn.

(I decided to keep Liam! Considering the form of their names, I think they must be from the same planet, or culture at least, which would contribute to their friendship. But Yoda is still Obi-Wan’s official Jedi Master).

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan trained together on Coruscant, and Qui-Gon has since become the Jedi Liaison for their Alderaan Enclave. He and Obi-Wan together have been stationed on Alderaan, coordinating Jedi peacekeeping efforts in that sector of the galaxy. After learning about Anakin, Qui-Gon tests his blood. “It’s off the charts,” producing further astonishment that the Jedi would turn Anakin out of the Order, but Qui-Gon doesn’t tell all he knows, or suspects. Not yet. Then Obi-Wan relates the attack of the Sith. Qui-Gon immediately contacts Coruscant, and after traveling up the Jedi hierarchy he reaches Yoda and the Council. After updating Yoda on the situation on Naboo and the threat of the droids in addition to the clones, Obi-Wan warns their time is short, considering the Sith must have something to do with the coup on Naboo. Yoda warns Obi-Wan not to go after this Sith alone. Qui-Gon steps in and says he will go with him.

One last thing: Obi-Wan says he has found one of the youths who failed the Trials, Anakin Skywalker, and requests permission to train him. Either him or Master Jinn, who is more qualified — or, better yet, Yoda himself. Obi-Wan suggests that a Force-sensitive being with Anakin’s level of potential would surely need Yoda’s expertise and guidance. Yoda’s hologram face twitches, and says he will think on it. Obi-Wan is incredulous, but says he will await his Master’s decision.

Obi-Wan, now changed back to his Jedi robes, and Qui-Gon return to Anakin and Owen. Anakin is practicing his Force senses. Owen asks to go home, which Obi-Wan thinks is best. Then Owen tries to convince Anakin to come with him — Shmi needs them both, and this “idealistic crusade” will likely get him killed. Obi-Wan says the choice is Anakin’s, but he also says he believes Anakin could be a great help to the people of Naboo, and to the Jedi and the galaxy. Qui-Gon agrees. At the very least, the Naboo Loyalists and Alderaan will need pilots, and as Alderaan and Naboo have refused to use clone soldiers (they are a kind of Swizerland star system in the galaxy) they are shorthanded, so he could be of great service. Anakin says yes, somewhat in awe of the two Jedi Knights and being inspired by the Force in the Enclave. Owen thinks this is a mistake, but knows he cannot stop his step-brother. Commander Organa spares a shuttle to take Owen home. (Owen has refused the “Call to Adventure.”)

Then Bail tells Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, and Anakin that plans are being finalized and hints that “Warlord” Jarr is the key. He and the Queen have come to an arrangement, but their two peoples are estranged… A montage follows showing preparation time leading up to the final battle: Anakin training in an N1 Starfighter for his part in the plan, getting advice from Master Qui-Gon, “don’t think, feel, trust your instincts.” Long-range scanner reconnaissance lays out the Trade Federation forces in siege around the planet, with several large battleships and their one command ship. Jarr’s Gungan watercraft is shown being loaded into a captured pirate ship, and Obi-Wan and Bail go over modifications to it. Bail, talking with Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padme, and Jarr, lends them the use of his protocol droid, C-3P0. Palpatine tells Jarr that if he “pulls this off” he will make sure the Gungans get a seat for Naboo in the Galactic Senate. Finally, the combined Naboo Loyalist and Alderaanian fleet, of modest size, is shown in orbit around Alderaan, with the captured pirate ship out front pointed at Naboo. On the ship are Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padme, Anakin, Panaka, Jarr, C-3P0, a few Naboo Loyalist guards, and also the astromech droid R2-D2, Padme’s personal droid saved from the coup by Panaka, who has a key part to play in the modified pirate ship. Anakin is piloting. Padme gives him a kiss before they go to lightspeed while the rest of the fleet stays behind in formation.

It is a very short, in-system jump. Almost immediately they flash out of hyperspace, Naboo bright and blue in the cockpit’s windows, with the Trade Federation ships in orbit. Immediately the hail comes in. Anakin, being the only person there whose face probably isn’t in Trade Federation records, disguised as a pirate, responds, voice disguised, saying he has captured the fugitive slaves who escaped from them earlier. Confused, the Nemoidian TF representative says he is unaware of any escaped slaves. Before Anakin can panic or think of a response, the image changes to that of Nute Gunray. He demands that Anakin let him speak to Queen Amidala. The image widens to show Padme’s handmaid (Kiera Knightley) on the throne in Theed Palace, with droids and cloned Nemoidian soldiers keeping blasters trained on her. Gunray gloats that they have uncovered Padme’s ruse and that at first they had planned on holding her handmaid at ransom, but, instead, a fake puppet queen is better than a real puppet queen, so they don’t need Padme any more. The holocomm ends with Gunray ordering their ship to be blasted out of space.

Anakin lurches through evasive maneuvers, then Commander Organa and the Alderaan and Naboo Loyalist forces jump out of hyperspace and the space battle begins. Anakin steers the ship through the maelstrom of lasers until R2 takes over remote control from inside the Gungan vessel. Anakin scrambles down to the cargo bay and leaps through the Gungan hydrostatic barrier. Just as he steers the ship into the atmosphere over the right coordinates, R2 sends a signal, the ship explodes apart at the welded seam, and the Gungan vessel plummets through the sky (Obi-Wan’s Trojan Horse). As they free fall, a few outlier vulture droids track them. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon use the Force to blast away any that get too close, but one gets through and blows them off course. They ask Anakin for help and together the three follow “Warlord” Jarr’s directions, using the Force to nudge their vessel towards the right lake. The Gungan craft hits the water, streamlined, and dives deep. A few vulture droids cannot pull up in time and crash. Bail sees they have made it through and calls for the planned retreat.

Obi-Wan expressly congratulates Anakin for his help, “well done,” and Anakin says he could feel the Force so clearly … it was exhilarating.

The heroes travel through the planet’s liquid water core. Brief downtime: Obi-Wan asks Qui-Gon what he knows about why Anakin was turned out of the Order. Qui-Gon asks Obi-Wan what he knows about the prophecies in the Book of the Whills about a possible “Chosen One” … Anakin, Padme, and Jarr are in the Gungan craft’s cockpit, so they do not overhear, and the audience is only teased with not much more information about the Prophecy.

With Anakin next to him, fascinated by the strange technology, Jarr steers the craft through the core, escaping monsters, until they reach Gunga City. With the help of C-3P0’s translations, Queen Amidala, Jarr, and Boss Nass come to an agreement and the two races of Naboo reconcile, especially when Jarr confirms that Senator Palpatine will give them a seat in the Galactic Senate. War plans are made: Capture Nute Gunray and force him to call off the droids, or destroy the command ship, or both.

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ACT THREE

(The two-pronged attack of The Phantom Menace is still in play:) Jarr and the Gungan Army assemble in the plains outside Theed and draw the majority of the Droid Army out of the city, leaving the elite Nemoidian clone soldiers and a small contingent of battledroids to defend the viceroy. Meanwhile, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Panaka, Padme, Anakin, C-3P0, R2-D2, and a few Naboo Loyalist guards use Gungan craft to pop up in the river (like how Obi-Wan, Jar Jar, and Qui-Gon get to the city in the movie the first time, just later on in the plot with more than one craft).

(From here my re-imagining admittedly looks a lot like the real movie, but like I said, not every aspect of the Prequels should be redone:) Obi-Wan’s strike group sneak into the royal palace, free Loyalist pilots in their holding cells, and then make their way to the hangar, where Anakin takes R2 and joins the pilots as they take off on their sabotage mission to the droid command ship. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were going to help Padme get to the throne room to free her double and arrest Nute Gunray, but then Darth Maul returns and they are drawn into their epic 2-v-1 battle (this is the main reason I wanted to keep Qui-Gon, because how awesome was their “Duel of the Fates”?). Padme and Panaka and their Loyalists fight through the palace at the same time as the lightsaber battle, the battle between the Gungans and the Droids on the plains, and the space battle is raging.

After taking out a communications jamming array on one of the Trade Federation ships, Anakin sends a signal to Bail, and the Alderaanian dreadnoughts flash back into Naboo space. The ship-to-ship and fighter-to-fighter battle grows intense, but Anakin’s pilot skills prevail and together with Bail’s flagship they manage to destroy the droid command ship, and the battle in the field with the Gungans ends in triumph with the droids deactivating. This, consequently makes Padme and Panaka’s task that much easier, and they end up facing only the Nemoidian clone soldiers, who are quickly dealt with; Gunray is captured and Padme’s handmaid is freed. However, Anakin cannot celebrate, as he feels the pain of Qui-Gon and is compelled to streak down to the palace again. Using his senses (if Leia, untrained and already an adult stuck in her learning, can find Luke hanging under Cloud City, then my re-imagined Anakin who already had initial Jedi training can certainly “stretch out his feelings” and find three Force-sensitive individuals) Anakin finds Obi-Wan in peril from Maul. Contrary to R2’s high-pitched warnings, Anakin flies dangerously close to the spires of the palace and to the bridge where Obi-Wan is hanging (I’m redoing their final duel moments as outside on the palace somewhere, because I’m not really sure what that area was supposed to be in Episode I — some kind of power plant? It seemed exorbitantly large: where did they fit it inside the palace? And the laser-barriers and the lack of handrails on the catwalks over a seemingly bottomless chasm always seemed a little much to me, even for Star Wars). Anakin’s flyby and strafing blast distracts Maul long enough for Obi-Wan to do his awesome flip and cut Maul in half, sending the Sith tumbling into the water below (I’m trying to make it so this re-imagining would not also require much of the Clone Wars and Rebels TV shows to have to be redone, because in them Maul survives, gets robotic legs and becomes obsessed with revenge on his master, Sideous, and also on Obi-Wan).

Anakin lands in the hangar and rushes back to the outside bridge to find Obi-Wan cradling Qui-Gon’s head. Before he dies, Qui-Gon promises Anakin that he may certainly become a Jedi if he will devote himself to the Force, and says that Obi-Wan ought to be his trainer. Obi-Wan thanks Anakin for saving his life, then Qui-Gon breathes his last.

The penultimate scenes will be a montage of the following: Qui-Gon’s funeral pyre with Mace Windu and Yoda discussing the Rule of Two (as they do in the actual movie); the celebration of the peace newly gained between the Gungans and the Naboo; and then Anakin and Obi-Wan returning to Tatooine, Anakin hugging Shmi and Owen in such a way as to let the audience know he made his decision; then, Obi-Wan and Anakin head to the Enclave on Alderaan, where Anakin begins his training. After this some time elapses, with brief flashes of Anakin in his new Jedi Apprentice robes training with Obi-Wan and, more importantly, laughing with him — their friendship is becoming real — and also alone, levitating, fighting with training drones, and learning new Force skills.

The final minutes of my re-imagined Episode I will be of Anakin at a workbench, assembling his iconic lightsaber. Once he places the focusing crystal in its housing and seals the handle, he ignites it. Then, the last thing he does is send a ping through his holo-vid, which is quickly answered. “You finished it!” we hear, then, panning up, we see Padme smiling at him through her hologram, and the last thing we see is Anakin’s grinning face bathed in his lightsaber’s glow.

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There are some obvious problems with my re-imagined story: Qui-Gon’s death won’t mean as much, because he is only in half the movie and he is not Obi-Wan’s beloved master, and the reconciliation between the Gungans and the Naboo should probably be foreshadowed earlier on — maybe Jarr has to be captured and sold as a slave along with Padme in the beginning, so he is there from Tatooine onwards. I’ve never had training in screenwriting, so there is probably too much content for a feature-length film. But, all in all, I had fun writing and imagining this, and fun is all this is about anyway.

On to Re-Imagined Episodes II and III!

“Star Wars”: The Prequels Re-Imagined: Premises

Someday, maybe even within my lifetime, the Star Wars franchise might get a reboot. Who knows? I don’t think it will, but Hollywood has rebooted, revisited, revised, or redone other movies no one thought needed it, so it isn’t a total impossibility. It could be like the DC or Marvel Comics, where they have different “ages” with all-new origin stories and character arcs for their superheroes. And anyway, you know that there would be big money made on it, even if everyone hated it. God forbid they touch the Original Trilogy! But the Prequels may very well be fodder for rebooting. Fanboy outrage and Internet group-think are pathetic but powerful forces in the entertainment world…

Whether it happens or not, I’ve been having fun re-imagining Episodes I, II, and III. Call it “fan-reboot-fiction,” maybe? My purpose is to try to make the Prequels line up better with the hints we get about that time in the lives of Anakin and Obi-Wan, inspired by dialogue clues in IV, V, and VI. Specifically, the following (thanks, YouTube!):

“Help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, You’re My Only Hope” Scene

  • Obi-Wan says that Uncle Owen “didn’t hold with [Anakin’s] ideals, thought he should have stayed here and not gotten involved.
    • Takeaway: Owen and Anakin have to have known each other well enough and spent enough time together “here,” on Tatooine, for Owen to have known what ideals Anakin held.
    • Takeaway: Not gotten involved … in what? The Clone Wars must have already begun before Anakin leaves Tatooine.
  • Anakin was the “best star-pilot in the galaxy,” a cunning warrior, and Obi-Wan’s good friend.
  • Obi-Wan says, “Your father wanted you to have [his lightsaber] when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damned fool idealistic crusade, like your father did.
    • Takeaway: Obi-Wan and his “damned fool idealistic crusade” are the reason Anakin left Tatooine.
    • Takeaway: Assuming Obi-Wan is on the up-and-up and that telling Luke that Anakin wanted him to have his lightsaber was not part of the “truth from a certain point of view” (lie) of Obi-Wan’s ruse, then this also means that Anakin, though he never knew about Luke or Leia’s births, had to have at one point in time confided in Obi-Wan his wish to pass on his lightsaber to a son…
  • Princess Leia’s hologram message says that Obi-Wan served Leia’s “father,” Bail Organa, in the Clone Wars.
    • Takeaway: Obi-Wan and Bail Organa have to have known each other and fought together in the Clone Wars.
    • Takeaway: Bail Organa cannot have been just a senator, but rather a military commander of some kind, (perhaps he becomes a senator after serving in the military), in which time he led Republic forces and Jedi, like Obi-Wan, serving with them.

Darth Vader vs. Obi-Wan, Death Star Fight Scene

  • Vader says, “When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master!”
    • Takeaway: By the end of Episode III, Obi-Wan must not have successfully brought Anakin up fully from apprentice/padawan status into Jedi Knight status.

Obi-Wan’s Ghost on Hoth Scene [At about 3:00]

  • Obi-Wan tells Luke to go to Dagobah, saying “There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.
    • Takeaway: Obi-Wan must have been Yoda’s apprentice, meaning the two went on missions together.
    • Takeaway: No Qui-Gon Jinn (sorry, Liam Neeson!).

Darth Vader “I Am Your Father” Scene

  • Darth Vader reveals his motivations for using the Dark Side: “To end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.”
    • Takeaway: Anakin/Vader sees the power of the Dark Side in a utilitarian way.
    • Takeaway: Vader’s ends, his goals, are good – to bring order back and end the war – but his means are evil. This should give us a hint as to how, exactly, Vader was “seduced by the Dark Side of the Force,” as Obi-Wan says.
      • The point is that Anakin’s fall should feel more conflicted than it does in Episode III. It should feel like a very difficult choice. He must come to the point where he thinks using the Dark Side is his only option in order to “end this destructive conflict.”
      • But, the idea of “seduction” should also play a role, not just “this is the fastest way I can win the war.” There has to be something about the Dark Side that seems more attractive than the Light to Anakin.

Obi-Wan’s Revelation Scene

  • On Dagobah, Obi-Wan’s Force ghost says, “When I first knew [Anakin], he was already a great pilot, but I was amazed at how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong.
    • Takeaway: Anakin’s prior-to-becoming-a-Jedi pilot skills should be emphasized.
    • Takeaway: Somehow, Obi-Wan’s pride in thinking he was ready to have an apprentice, and that he could be just as good a teacher to Anakin as Yoda would have been, must play a part in why Anakin fell to the Dark Side, and this failure must be more obvious in this re-imagined prequel trilogy than it is in the prequels as they are.
      • It may be, simply, that trying to train Anakin at the same time as they both were compelled to go to war was a bad idea. The concerns of the Clone Wars interfered with training time.
  • Obi-Wan says, “To protect you both [Luke and Leia] from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, that if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him.
    • Question: How did Obi-Wan know what the Emperor knew?
    • Speculative Takeaway: Maybe Obi-Wan and Chancellor Palpatine were good enough friends with Anakin that they both knew he had, in his pre-Jedi life, fallen in love with Padme, so that children of Anakin were a real possibility. Obi-Wan, talking to Palpatine at one point in time, would have heard Palpatine musing about how powerful any hypothetical offspring of Anakin would be…

Luke and Leia Talk About Leia’s “Real Mother” Scene

  • Leia says of her real mother, “She died when I was very young … Just images really. Feelings … She was very beautiful … kind … but sad….”
    • Takeaway: Leia has to have been born and hidden away with Padme for at least 2 years, probably 3, for her to have any kind of memory or impression of her, to make this dialogue make sense.

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Influence from Classic Literature

My studies in classical literature have greatly informed my imagination on this fan-fiction-reboot, I admit: I’m going to suggest we make Anakin more like Achilles, and Obi-Wan more like Odysseus, and to my delight I find that this character comparison already seems to fit. Plus, their names begin with the same letters, so…

In the Iliad a major motif is the Rage of Achilles; in the Prequels as they already are, the Wrath of Anakin is prevalent, with the slaying of the Tusken Raiders and his anger leading to hatred and his fall to the Dark Side. Obi-Wan says Anakin was “a cunning warrior.” Furthermore, Anakin only ever uses the Force for destructive, attacking purposes (as far as I can remember), even before falling to the Dark Side, but primarily seen after his fall, in choking innocents like Padme and manipulating the environment when in battle.

Obi-Wan, on the other hand, is very like Odysseus in his use of the Force. Odysseus is wily and uses trickery if he can: The Trojan Horse was his idea, and it was also his tricks that allowed him and his men to escape the Cyclops; Obi-Wan most prominently uses mind tricks in the movies, yes? On the death-stick dealer in the bar in Episode II, on the Stormtroopers in IV? It fits!

In the beginning of the story of the Trojan War (not the beginning of the Iliad, this story is recorded elsewhere), we first see Achilles disguised as a woman, hiding in a market, trying to get out of having to go to war for Agamemnon and Menalaus just to win Helen back. Odysseus is the only one clever enough to find Achilles and convince him to join the fight.

Let us take that scenario as a starting point, but with the difference being that Anakin was not hiding from the war. He was in fact turned out of the Jedi Order.

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Initial Premises for the Reboot

Right then. Given the clips above and their hints, and also my Anakin-Achilles, Obi-Wan-Odysseus influence, here’s my suggested re-imagined premises for a Rebooted Prequel Trilogy:

  1. Let us say that the Clone Wars are already being fought by the time we see the opening scrawl of Episode I, so the first movie will be radically different in pacing, urgency of action, and tone. Better to start the whole story (that is, the entire episodic story played out over the three movie/story chunks) already with that huge conflict underway. How the Clone Wars began will be a major point of revelation for the main characters later on.
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  2. Let us also say that the title “Clone Wars” more greatly signifies what it implies: There are many armies made up of quickly-produced clone soldiers fighting across multiple theaters of war. That is to say, it really is “Wars,” plural, many wars simultaneously fought between multiple governments across the galaxy, instead of one massive conflict between two large factions, at least in the beginning. The Republic has been relying on the Jedi to try to mediate peace in the conflicts, like they have for Obi-Wan’s “over a thousand generations” when the Jedi were guardians of peace and justice. But as diplomacy becomes more impossible in the wars (let us hint that this is due to the workings of the Sith behind the scenes), the Jedi are forced to fight. However, as there are not enough Jedi Knights and Masters to serve as an army unto themselves, the Republic is forced to create a clone army of its own at last resort (that is much the same as Episode II as it is. Not all aspects of the Prequels need re-imagining).
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  3. Instead of a 9-year-old kid, let us say Anakin is a teenager, still a young prodigy, around 14 maybe, the first time we meet him. I don’t think seeing his preteen childhood was necessary to the story. The rationale might have been, “kids need a child hero with whom to identify.” But I was younger than 10 when I first saw Episode IV, and I don’t remember not being able to identify with Luke Skywalker just because he was a lot older than me.
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  4. Let us say that while Anakin was born on Tatooine, he actually grew up on Coruscant, taken there by the Jedi when they detected him to be massively Force-sensitive. So, before we first meet him, he has already had the initial Jedi upbringing and childhood training at the Temple as a padawan, but for mysterious reasons did not pass the final Trials to become a Knight’s or Master’s Apprentice. This is a huge plot point. He was instead sent back to Tatooine to help the impoverished moisture farmers and live with and care for his mother Shmi and step-brother Owen.
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  5. Anakin’s birth is still a mystery, and he has never known his father. (One of my main concerns in reworking the Trilogy is Anakin’s character, to make him a more tragic character than Hayden Christensen’s portrayal of him. Anakin was meant to be a tragic character in the movies as they are, but it just didn’t work. You end up hating him too much for all the wrong reasons.)
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  6. No Qui-gon Jinn (again, sorry Liam), as per Obi-Wan’s statement in one of the clips above. Obi-wan was Yoda’s latest Apprentice. When we first meet him on screen he is perhaps in his early or mid-20s and has only just been made a full Jedi Knight, expedient for representing the Republic and mediating among the warring factions of the Clone Wars, and also for training new Jedi to help in the conflict.

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My next posts will be bare-bones, rough-draft plot synopses for the re-imagined trilogy:

Episode I

Episode II

Episode III